Jazmin and her double life are like and equivalant to Miley and Hannah Montana, no joke.
Okay, so one side isnt a popstar exactly, but you know what i mean...
It's the same in the sense that people shouldn't know about one side.
but the ironic thing is, Jasmin is the side she doesnt want people to know about, so consider yourselves very lucky!!

You'l Never Guess My Secret Identity....WHOS ON THE INSIDE HIDDING OUT......YOU'L NEVER KNOW WHAT YOUL SEE WHEN YOU UNLOCK A MYSTERY

Sometmes this double life gets out of hand....

Okay people,
seriously when we posted quote quite some time ago, it was pretty much a joke.
BUT today I realized when I revealed a bit of my identity(it was a total mistake) as Jasmin, that ever since I aquired the name it has become a part of me..........
So you all know me as Jazz
AND
I dont want that to stop because

“Today you are You, that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is Youer than You!”
-DR.Suess

and
quite honestly nobody! NOBODY!
is me'r then me then JASMIN is okay got it?

Soooooo...... IN conclusion all I have to say is;
LONG LIVE JASMIN
as long as I am alive Jasmin will ALWAYS be a part of me
AND don't you ever forget it

Long live Jasmin, long live Jasmin, long live Jasmin
because you know you love both of us (who ever my other half is)(if that makes any sense?)

Lu-lu-lu-lu-LUV Jasmin♥│♥

Rock Band

we are at julia's house (we being emily and julia, because jasmin is in Kanosee for the weekend)
and we were just playing rock band (NO WAY)
so yah, we pretty much are the greatest rockers this world has ever seen.
have you ever seen the movie Freaky Friday?
well I got INSPIRED by Lindsay Lohan in that movie, so much, infact, that my dad went out and got a guitar because I wanted to be a hardcore rocker chick, and knowing my dad, the man who has a lesbian crush on joan jett, he does things like that.
I could strum like none other, but frankly, I couldnt do much more than, well, strum.:(*sigh*
so that hobby was history, and i exchanged my fishnets and plaid skirts for that great pink dress that was just dying to be worn again.
i'm like a nut. I've got a hard extiror and if you crack me open, im as soft as a pashmina scarf. just kidding, i just felt like saying something random and twistedly poetic.
but anywho...
Garage Sailing season is on now! I even found this amazingly awesome water bottle at a sale, for 10 cents!!!!!!!!!
you know you love us,
J♥E♥J

Puppy Update

I am happy to say that the puppy snatchers have returned the puppies,
yet I am sad to say it seems( can't be 100% sure) like we live beside dognappers....
In an e-mail from the puppies owner to my mom the owner said right around the time we gave the human society a tip to the where abouts of the dogs the self proclaimed "innocent" lady returned them..... ya right
Whatever, I'm happy knowing the puppies are safe at home.

Beware of Dog Snatchers!

Okay people, I(Jasmine) have a beagle(yah thats him in the picture Beagslington), yah thats right only the cutest breed of dog. I'm pretty much a sucker for anything thats cute but thats off topic anyways....
Thursday morning I couldn't get my dog to come inside, I was running late for school so I had to get my brother to drag him in, but the reason he wouldn't come inside is because our new neighbours that we have never met had just gotten two new beagle puppies! So I was pretty excited cause I just love puppies, so I was telling everyone how my neighbours just got new beagle puppies.

The next morning my grandpa was reading the news paper and he saw an article about two beagle puppies who had been stolen from some guys back yard on wednesday evening, he rembered me telling him about the puppies so he called my mom. I mean at first we thought maybe its just a coincidence but then my mom was driving along and saw a sign advertising stolen/lost puppies! so my mom picked up the sign, brought it back home, showed me the picture and sure as hell THEY WERE THE SAME PUPPIES! I know wtf creepy shady neighbours are now DOG SNATCHERS TOO!

So pretty much my mom called the Humane society and one of her friends and the police station, so while the humane society was about to come by I went out side and the puppies were out. The woman put the puppies in her car and drove away with them!

HONESTLY, what kind of sick person steals puppies out of someones backyard
I just hope the two puppies get home safe....
But now I have to live next to those twisted Cruella DeVille freaks who snatch puppies, I'll definetly be keeping an eye on my dog while hes in the backyard now......
I'm so disgusted, what a wonderful first impression to make.....NOT
So many sickening people these days, get a grip on your self

Is She Going Crazy?

started with the fruit cup.

she looked away..and..WAHM!...it was gone!!:o
nobody would admit to it, so we all assumed she'd eaten it...
for days we thought nothing of it, but Jasmin has a very, very guilty concience. She just had to tell someone: she'd eaten the fruit cup! (OMG!)
I couldn't beleive this supposed inocent Jasmin would do such a thing, rebel in such a way. But as we all got used to it, we kinda liked it. we all joined a mastermind of a plan... the break bandit! we had began to plot, to make her beleive she was going INSANE.
we'd sneek sips of her juice, steel crackers, and eat her candy whenever she looked away!
sure we feel a teense guilty, but it's pretty much all in good fun...;)

What happend to Comedyflash?

Okay, so like I'm not sure but I've just noticed something very shocking.
So I'm pretty much just looking for answers people..I NEED ANSWERS!

Okay, people honestly I can't lie to you I am an admitted former youtube addict(I'm trying to get off the tube by blogging :P), pretty sad I know but don't hate because deep down inside you know your just jealous of my mad skills.

So getting on with my point. I noticed that comedyflash yes COMEDYFLASH! one of my favorite youtube channel is no longer on air!SHUT THE front door! Like What the hell, I know!! So like people am I just hillusinating from serious withdraw or is this "Honest to blog"?

Final thoughts:
ANSWERS i need answers before I go insane and get addicted to youtube again while searching for answers on my own!!

:P :P :P

Much love Jazz!! ♥

OMG A TICK

So.

I just happened to be putting on some pitstick today.

What did i notice, you may ask?

A FRICKING WOOD TICK!!!!!! :(

You have GOT to be kidding me.

i screamed like a banshee and basicly flicked it off my hand.

its now somewhere in my room, waiting to come suck my blood again.... YUCK

Be Aware of Squirrels

Okay. so, this is Madeline, the featured blogger for jazzsquares. I just had to inform you all that today when i was staying for lunch for a meeting, a squirrel peed all over my nice shirt AND my crotch. It looks nasty and smells even nastier. It was SO gross that i even had to call up my buddy emma to bring me some pants and a new shirt. im still waiting for her to come and bring them to me so now im sitting on a chair covered by the stench of squirrel pee. just thought you should know to be aware of squirrels!!

A real live Witch?

I had never thought of the day that I would see a real live witch! But now that I have I will never EVER be the same.

It was on Sunday the 4th of May ( BY THE WAY MAY THE FOURTH BE WITH YOU!! haha you know you love me) some friends of mine were helping us celebrate our friends seventeenth birthday... you know chillin out haven a good time....

We were in the hot tub when we heard a frickin' messed up cackling noise

Being freakin creeped out I didn't know what to do so I forced my friends outside to see what the hell was going on, we looked atop the garage roof and there it was A WITCH! so we pulled out our cameras as fast as we could and managed to get a few photos, heres just one of them we have another of her standing atop the garage. Spooky hey?

Man, everyone was frickin' spooked so we went inside and locked all the doors and hid in the crawl space, cause this witch was like circeling around the house, we ended up staying in the crawl space for like six hours and all we had to eat was a melting box of fudgesicles. No word of a lie

But my biggest question is what the hell was this witch doing out in the middle of some lame as town in MAY! Like honestly don't witches come out around like October, November? But now at least we have some picture evidence to send into a mystery investigator.

If you have any idea what could have been going on please comment or reply to us we seriously need answers so we can stop trippin' out

FRITSH.

Fritsh.
don't be deceaved by what it rhymes with...
She is our ex coach.
it's like an ex boyfriend, only 12846327464578 times greater.AND you didnt have to kiss this woman. although...julia might have, we arent too sure...
i remember one time she yelled REAL LOUD
but we still love that woman. we had some pretty sweet times with her. ♥
Sometimes we'd go watch her ball games:)! and also sometimes we'd watch Kane The Fireman play rugby, with her. Not playing with her, we'd go watch with her, silly!


xoxo,
you know you love us!
J♥E♥J

'we rock'

Have you ever noticed that old people's faces jiggle sometimes?
and their necks have that rank, flabby skin?
and one time my teacher wiggled his gross arm flab all over my head!!!
ps. i think the rank flabby skin is called gizard:)
One time i saw the move Bucket List. i hated it, but thats not the point, i actually saw a reaL LIVE SEIZURE THAT MADE ME LAUGH.
we're not crazy, disturbeb people who would normally laugh at seizure(okay maybe julia is) but im sure if you saw this seizure you'd laugh too.
FINAL THOUGHTS:
julia:
1) i cant spell my name, it took me about 12 trys
2) old people make me laugh
3) seizures IN FACT ARE QUITE HILARIOUS
emily:
1)i can actually spell my name. woot!
2) i rock:)
jasmin:
1)I have two names:P but I'm not gonna tell you the other one
2)I hug old people
3)i like quotes.

DIRTY?

okay.
so at gym we are planning to do something to raise money for our coaches trip to Hong Kong.
and we wanted to do a hotdog sale infront of Sobeys, but unfortunately for us, we can't since we were supposed to book for that in fricken january.
so we are planning a carwash:)
yup.
at the petrocan i think.haha
so be there or be...dirty(like your car will be if you don't come!)

jocelyn!!!!!

yeah, so we're in gymnastics, not that shitty recreational kind, but the hardcore 'we rock' sorta gymnastics.
AND...we've got a coach, yup, that's right A COACH! A FRICKEN COACH! that's how much 'we rock'.
now i know you're thinking 'one of those non-english speaking coaches?' but we were blessed with....JOCELYN.
she has really long hair and shiney ears.
her car is pretty amazing, as well.
we've been on A FEW 'field trips' with her in that car.
oh that car, that car! we even stuck a heart on her mirror, so we're ALWAYS with her. just kidding, we're not THAT creepy. but anywho..
we're not trying to come off as conceded, stuck up, self obsorbed people.
we're just making this to show our appreciation to her awesomeness.
and she's always there if we have, say, a few JUICY secrets to spill or something along the lines of that...lol.
uhhh but in conclusion all we're trying to say is................
coodos to your warm heart and gentle soul. rock on, soulja girl!

SIMON BIRCH

okay so we know this person....
at least at heart....

his name, you ask?...
SIMON BIRCH.

have you ever watched the movie?
it made us cry like baby's!!!

Even though simon birch is the smallest kid in town, he knows he was born to do something big.

in the end he dies:(, but you know what thats okay because If it wasn't for Simon all of those kids would of died, he truly was a hero!

you know, simon is a good kid, a good kid i tell ya!
simon, he's just a really..neat guy!
and umm, if you havent watched this movie, i mean, you GOTTA watch it, seriously!.
not a word of a lie. watch the movie, got it?

Inspirational and heartwarming, this movie will make you cry like a baby.

quote

“Today you are You, that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is Youer than You!”
-DR.Suess

Thats right!
I challenge YOU, to a DUAL!
Do you accept?
...but I'm not quite sure what it is yet
...so I'll keep you posted!