I'm Bringing It Back.

i love grandma's

today me and miss madeline were shopping

what did we buy you may ask?

well the usual, northshore, world of trout, bootlegger
but no, thats not good enough for us

we also purchased some lactaid, so mad can have milk
and the best part!!

at ardene's. they have those amazing surprize bags for like 7 year olds.

we bought 2!!

they gave us cotton socks. like legit cotton, not some polyester, or poly-cotton blend.
and some GIANT hoop earrings!
and sweet headbands with bows :)
also i got a plasic, bendable headband. madeline got a semi-normal ring

GETUM WHILE THEY"RE HOT
,
easily pleased julia

bloody mary!

so, now that i'm an ib nerd, i have ALOT of homework
like insane
my latest essay assignment is to discuss Queen Mary the first's nickname... Bloody Mary!

yes everyone, this is where that scary story is from; the Queen of England in 1555
turns out she burnt like 300 people, no biggie
story time:
once upon a time a young girl named julia and her cousin decided it would be funny to test out the bloody mary theory'

we ran into the bathroom and turned out all the lights, but lit one candle.

slowly and nsync (we practised earlier) we turned in circles 3 times saying bloody mary

i looked in the mirror and saw this disgusting face staring at me. she was super ugly and scary looking.

it was me

love
julia

waaaaaaaaaaaaasssuuuupppp

whaats aaaauuuuuppp!
its julia bitch
just kidding i dont swear
buut ive come back to the dark side of blogging!
i've decided to make a come back
even if its by myself:(

enough about me

updates on our lives from the view point of julia:

julia: ive been having theeee best weekend of my life haha

and im a very happy camper. except when a certain someone named BEN CHERNOFF FRICKING SET MY HAIR ON FIRE

em: where to begin?

oh ya SHES AT CAMPBELL
aaand we made the cheer team:)) can you say plane partners?!
emily has turned over a new leaf
a bet has been made and as far as i know shes stuck to it
she has the greatest new friends everrrr
and i love her alot

jazmin: i miss her a whole lot :(

shes not with us at campbell:(
but it changes nothing
and were chiiling soon
and i swear she's gotten baader without emily! or else shes just done alaaata partying in
GRADE 11. woah she's a granny



uuuhmm
me&em are in a not so secret, secret society
its called the party crew
we count stars
and have amazing nights
its gonna be a sweeeeeet year if it contines :):):)
<3

you better love me, or else shit will go down. i have friends,
julia:)
ps i dont swear

Disrespect, son.

What, what ?

okay okay
uhmmm so between the three of us we just saw some MAJOR
fucking huge DISRESPECT!!

Accidently, Emily called Jazmin by a ridiculously white name and that is one thing WE dont tolerate!

So if you ever see any unusual name that you think might be Jazmins...........other name
PLEASE send us a message so we can correct it before anyone else sees it

We wouldnt want Jazmin's real name getting out now, would we?

We Dah Best

OMG!!!:O
so our little...inocent...straighedged friend by the name of Jessie... kissed a boy!!!:O:O:O
his name is Steve James Loseth. He is n ot only Jessie's FIRST KISS but he is also my twin!!
Our mamas were in the hopspital at the same time.... in the rooms RIGHT NEXT TO EACHOTHER. we also attended play school together... no big.

anywho. enough about him...

oh btw he looks like Bing..no big again.

k, anywho for real now...

now for our everydy lives...

Jazmin goes first: her morning routine usually begins with her waking up if shes lucky.

nevermind our everyday lives are pretty gay.

1313 Dead End Drive.

Julia sucks balls. I rock, Jazmin's dece.


Julia Wyatt listens to Marilyn Manson...what has this world come to?!?!?!?


wow app. we're too lame to make a blog, we're just a few skeivy teenagers, wha do you expect?!?! huh? huh?!

you know you love us,
J♥E♥J