Jazmin and her double life are like and equivalant to Miley and Hannah Montana, no joke.
Okay, so one side isnt a popstar exactly, but you know what i mean...
It's the same in the sense that people shouldn't know about one side.
but the ironic thing is, Jasmin is the side she doesnt want people to know about, so consider yourselves very lucky!!

You'l Never Guess My Secret Identity....WHOS ON THE INSIDE HIDDING OUT......YOU'L NEVER KNOW WHAT YOUL SEE WHEN YOU UNLOCK A MYSTERY

Sometmes this double life gets out of hand....

Okay people,
seriously when we posted quote quite some time ago, it was pretty much a joke.
BUT today I realized when I revealed a bit of my identity(it was a total mistake) as Jasmin, that ever since I aquired the name it has become a part of me..........
So you all know me as Jazz
AND
I dont want that to stop because

“Today you are You, that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is Youer than You!”
-DR.Suess

and
quite honestly nobody! NOBODY!
is me'r then me then JASMIN is okay got it?

Soooooo...... IN conclusion all I have to say is;
LONG LIVE JASMIN
as long as I am alive Jasmin will ALWAYS be a part of me
AND don't you ever forget it

Long live Jasmin, long live Jasmin, long live Jasmin
because you know you love both of us (who ever my other half is)(if that makes any sense?)

Lu-lu-lu-lu-LUV Jasmin♥│♥

Rock Band

we are at julia's house (we being emily and julia, because jasmin is in Kanosee for the weekend)
and we were just playing rock band (NO WAY)
so yah, we pretty much are the greatest rockers this world has ever seen.
have you ever seen the movie Freaky Friday?
well I got INSPIRED by Lindsay Lohan in that movie, so much, infact, that my dad went out and got a guitar because I wanted to be a hardcore rocker chick, and knowing my dad, the man who has a lesbian crush on joan jett, he does things like that.
I could strum like none other, but frankly, I couldnt do much more than, well, strum.:(*sigh*
so that hobby was history, and i exchanged my fishnets and plaid skirts for that great pink dress that was just dying to be worn again.
i'm like a nut. I've got a hard extiror and if you crack me open, im as soft as a pashmina scarf. just kidding, i just felt like saying something random and twistedly poetic.
but anywho...
Garage Sailing season is on now! I even found this amazingly awesome water bottle at a sale, for 10 cents!!!!!!!!!
you know you love us,
J♥E♥J

Puppy Update

I am happy to say that the puppy snatchers have returned the puppies,
yet I am sad to say it seems( can't be 100% sure) like we live beside dognappers....
In an e-mail from the puppies owner to my mom the owner said right around the time we gave the human society a tip to the where abouts of the dogs the self proclaimed "innocent" lady returned them..... ya right
Whatever, I'm happy knowing the puppies are safe at home.

Beware of Dog Snatchers!

Okay people, I(Jasmine) have a beagle(yah thats him in the picture Beagslington), yah thats right only the cutest breed of dog. I'm pretty much a sucker for anything thats cute but thats off topic anyways....
Thursday morning I couldn't get my dog to come inside, I was running late for school so I had to get my brother to drag him in, but the reason he wouldn't come inside is because our new neighbours that we have never met had just gotten two new beagle puppies! So I was pretty excited cause I just love puppies, so I was telling everyone how my neighbours just got new beagle puppies.

The next morning my grandpa was reading the news paper and he saw an article about two beagle puppies who had been stolen from some guys back yard on wednesday evening, he rembered me telling him about the puppies so he called my mom. I mean at first we thought maybe its just a coincidence but then my mom was driving along and saw a sign advertising stolen/lost puppies! so my mom picked up the sign, brought it back home, showed me the picture and sure as hell THEY WERE THE SAME PUPPIES! I know wtf creepy shady neighbours are now DOG SNATCHERS TOO!

So pretty much my mom called the Humane society and one of her friends and the police station, so while the humane society was about to come by I went out side and the puppies were out. The woman put the puppies in her car and drove away with them!

HONESTLY, what kind of sick person steals puppies out of someones backyard
I just hope the two puppies get home safe....
But now I have to live next to those twisted Cruella DeVille freaks who snatch puppies, I'll definetly be keeping an eye on my dog while hes in the backyard now......
I'm so disgusted, what a wonderful first impression to make.....NOT
So many sickening people these days, get a grip on your self

Is She Going Crazy?

started with the fruit cup.

she looked away..and..WAHM!...it was gone!!:o
nobody would admit to it, so we all assumed she'd eaten it...
for days we thought nothing of it, but Jasmin has a very, very guilty concience. She just had to tell someone: she'd eaten the fruit cup! (OMG!)
I couldn't beleive this supposed inocent Jasmin would do such a thing, rebel in such a way. But as we all got used to it, we kinda liked it. we all joined a mastermind of a plan... the break bandit! we had began to plot, to make her beleive she was going INSANE.
we'd sneek sips of her juice, steel crackers, and eat her candy whenever she looked away!
sure we feel a teense guilty, but it's pretty much all in good fun...;)

What happend to Comedyflash?

Okay, so like I'm not sure but I've just noticed something very shocking.
So I'm pretty much just looking for answers people..I NEED ANSWERS!

Okay, people honestly I can't lie to you I am an admitted former youtube addict(I'm trying to get off the tube by blogging :P), pretty sad I know but don't hate because deep down inside you know your just jealous of my mad skills.

So getting on with my point. I noticed that comedyflash yes COMEDYFLASH! one of my favorite youtube channel is no longer on air!SHUT THE front door! Like What the hell, I know!! So like people am I just hillusinating from serious withdraw or is this "Honest to blog"?

Final thoughts:
ANSWERS i need answers before I go insane and get addicted to youtube again while searching for answers on my own!!

:P :P :P

Much love Jazz!! ♥