Extreme

hello.

i am actually extremely bored on this fine friday night. It's approximatly 11:57 p.m. and i thought i would check in

Fun fact #1. Today i learned that in Norway, jej is another way of saying "yay"! So some guy would be like hey i got you some fish sticks, and the girlfriend would say, "Jej" !!!

This may shock you, but, I was SO bored that i started to write a childrens book. I decided that I am going to kill my dreams of working with animals to write a book called, "Ardith".

But wait, there's more

Ardith is this green lizard the size of a small dog with a camel hump. and GET THIS, i will be illustrating the book.

I plan on creating a franchise with Ardith.
I'm thinking, books, toys, computer games, movies, clothing, and TRADING CARDS.

julia

J♥E♥?

Missing our last J :(
So Julia is gone.......
for 3 weeks and it really sucks.
We miss that girl like none other and she needs to come home soon.
but i think she is only gone for 1 more week
which is a good thing.
Because as you can tell OUR blogs are nothing without her!
I hope shes not getting herself into trouble.
because we all know Julia is such a bad egg!

Jazz :(

Hey,
long time no blog :(
and its gonna be like that for awhile!
im getting srgery

Pants Suck

If pants were people I would hate them!
More than i hate Ursula from the Little Mermaid.

I hate all pants.
if I had to personnally know a pants person, I would slit my wrists vertically!

( vertically =death, horizontally=emo ) apparently

Because of my intense hatred, i started this thing called;

Only Pajama Pants To The Gym


The list of acceptable clothes are as follows:
~ all tops/shirts
~pajama shorts
~skirts
~skorts
~dresses
~swimming suits

Of coarse, its not like I don't wear pants. Because I do, I just dont like it. I mean, i feel so enclosed and clostraphobic.
!

julia XOXO

Update: Only pjs to the gym has ended because no one followed the trend :(

Busy Gals

okay, we realize we havent been bloggin too much lately, but, hey, we're busy gals!
julia has been doing her crazy going-ons...(we don't exactly need to mention them...):)

Jazmin has been doing lucky stuff, like getting a new phone, in which im envious of.

and, me i have unforch gone to a camp, but the unfortchunate part is the fact that my father had to come, like plllllleeeeeeeeeaaase. Jeez. and i know you probably dont think of this as a big deal, but look at it this way, you don't know my dad!(lucky you!:))

xoxo,
J♥E♥J

Jazmin and her double life are like and equivalant to Miley and Hannah Montana, no joke.
Okay, so one side isnt a popstar exactly, but you know what i mean...
It's the same in the sense that people shouldn't know about one side.
but the ironic thing is, Jasmin is the side she doesnt want people to know about, so consider yourselves very lucky!!

You'l Never Guess My Secret Identity....WHOS ON THE INSIDE HIDDING OUT......YOU'L NEVER KNOW WHAT YOUL SEE WHEN YOU UNLOCK A MYSTERY

Sometmes this double life gets out of hand....

Okay people,
seriously when we posted quote quite some time ago, it was pretty much a joke.
BUT today I realized when I revealed a bit of my identity(it was a total mistake) as Jasmin, that ever since I aquired the name it has become a part of me..........
So you all know me as Jazz
AND
I dont want that to stop because

“Today you are You, that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is Youer than You!”
-DR.Suess

and
quite honestly nobody! NOBODY!
is me'r then me then JASMIN is okay got it?

Soooooo...... IN conclusion all I have to say is;
LONG LIVE JASMIN
as long as I am alive Jasmin will ALWAYS be a part of me
AND don't you ever forget it

Long live Jasmin, long live Jasmin, long live Jasmin
because you know you love both of us (who ever my other half is)(if that makes any sense?)

Lu-lu-lu-lu-LUV Jasmin♥│♥